The Extra Magical Magic Marker

Have you been disappointed in the past by companies claiming to have a "magic" marker? When you used it, were you shocked that it didn't do anything magical? We have all been there!

It's time someone created a magic marker that is ACTUALLY magical. After spending 309 years in extraneous testing, the Extra Magical Magic Marker is finally here!

What exactly makes it so magical, you say? Well, I'm glad you finally asked! Using the Extra Magical Magic Marker is as simple as lying it on top of a piece of paper. Then, all you have to do is think! The Extra Magical Magic Marker writes down whatever you're thinking, without even having to touch it. Be amazed as you watch it move oh-so gracefully on the paper.

* WARNING* The Extra Magical Magic Marker is not responsible for any subconscious thoughts written on the paper. But by the way, yes, we know what you're thinking, and yes, you should definitely eat that 2nd donut.