The Mind Remote Control

Have you ever been dying to change the channel or the volume on your television but you just don't feel like reaching for your remote? Do you never seem to have charged AA batteries in your house? Do you lose your remote control between the couch cushions?

Well then The Mind Remote Control is for you! This new invention allows you to control your television just by thinking. First, a microchip is created that is unique to your television. The chip is then installed behind your ear through a minor surgical procedure. After that happens, electrical impulses in your brain will connect with the chip and allow you to control your television with just your mind! All you have to do is think of what channel you'd like to go to, or think of what volume you'd like to set the TV to, and it will happen! No more trying to find your remote.

But what happens once your 72-inch Smart TV is no longer up to date? What if you want to upgrade? Well, once you decide to upgrade your TV, a new microchip can easily be created and installed. This invention will save you the hassle of having to reach over and change the channel with your remote. Why move your hand when you can just think?

(Colleen O)